The Haiku contest this week is about PAIN at Sparrow’s.
Bright, pricking, sharp pain
Burning, hot and deep, aching
Qualities of Pain
DeGowin and DeGowin 5/e McGraw Hill NY pp. 33-35
The Haiku contest this week is about PAIN at Sparrow’s.
Bright, pricking, sharp pain
Burning, hot and deep, aching
Qualities of Pain
DeGowin and DeGowin 5/e McGraw Hill NY pp. 33-35
It is always an ego boost to find out that women have been dreaming about me. Unfortunately is wasn’t a naughty dream, or so she says, but one cannot have everything. Though on further consideration, I wonder what sort of recreational pharmaceuticals an English professor with three kids is getting into, anyway?
Anyway, it’s not like the odd body modification dreams other folks have reported, so the herb must not have been too good, anyway… Though with Carteach as Q and Marko as Pinky, you gotta wonder…
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Sparrow is having her haiku contest again. Winner recieves a care package to the service member of his choice. This week’s subject is CHILDHOOD. Mine are:
All the time I need
The days stretch out before me
I go to the woods
Boss, bills, & burdens,
Debt, demands, decay, & distress,
I know naught of these.
So there I was, in class, talking about bariatric surgery. I was mentioning the risks of those surgeries. In 1-2 percent of the time, one can die from them. The GI tract, when you mess with it, has a certain number of limited responses. It can bleed, it can scar, it can get blocked with scar, and it can burst open. That’s just what it does.
A student sticks up a hand “Are you a pathologist then?”
I really, REALLY wanted to say “No, I’m an accountant. I just wander around cutting up dead people as a hobby.” I knew if I said that I’d get dinged on my student course evaluations for being unhelpful.
Part of my continuing faculty development course I took last year involved watching Fr. Guido Sarducci’s Five Minute University. He distilled everything you learn and retain in college to five minutes. That’s uncomfortably close to the truth. But I did find the five-minute summary of my faculty development course, which is useful as I think about developing my new courses. The Five-Minute UCITE
An Under-appreciated Influence on American Television
No, it’s not the BBC. Though some shows Sanford and Son, made the transition from the UK to America , others Men Behaving Badly limped along, some Coupling died early deaths and others Red Dwarf never made it out of pilot and other Absolutely Fabulous never had a freaking chance considering the subject matter.
But just because you can’t show drugs being taken by the characters doesn’t mean that drugs aren’t a vital part of American Television. Hmm. This could bridge the gap between my Drugs of Abuse class and it might make a SAGES seminar for undergraduates. All the television shows that drugs have served as either a creative influence or just their raison d’etre:
Addams Family
Alf
Batman
Beverly Hillbillies
Bewitched
Bosom Buddies
Car 54 Where Are You?
The Flying Nun–hallucinogens
Gilligan’s Island–cannabis
Green Acres–vodka
Herman’s Head–God knows
Jetsons
I Dream of Jeanie
McHale’s Navy
Mr. Ed–Hallucinogens, particularly
Mork and Mindy–polypharmacy
Monkees–hubris and alcohol
My Favorite Martian
My Mother the Car
Petticoat Junction
Three’s Company
Most Hanna-Barbera cartoons–volatile organic compounds from the paint