William The Coroner’s Forensic Files

Saturday, 16, April, 2011

I Dunno

Filed under: Circle Game,Forensics — williamthecoroner @ 15:25

There are many ways to dispose of human remains.  You can go full-frontal Egyptian and go for three coffins made of wood and gold (the perfect thing for mummy dearest) or you can have ashed put in ceramic container (if you think she’s earned that).  But the folks in the Channel Islands have printed, fiberboard coffins.  So, you can have anything you want of your coffin.  They are made of recycled materials, will burn, and are “green”.

Of course, they don’t do diddlly to keep your rotting flesh from the cold, cold, ground, but you can’t have everything, now can you?  I’m not sure I want to be put, even temporarily, in a box that has a leopard-skin print.  Or a box of chocolates.  Though, you gotta admit, the “Rest in Peas” one, is good for one last pun.

1 Comment »

  1. I’ll stick with burial at sea…

    Comment by Old NFO — Saturday, 16, April, 2011 @ 17:06 | Reply

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