William The Coroner’s Forensic Files

Monday, 15, November, 2010

Casket Company

Filed under: Forensics,Japery,WTF? — williamthecoroner @ 16:57

Every year, I go to the local Mortician’s Hop. The annual embalmer’s society clambake and dinner dance. You don’t know how difficult it is to get a date until you’ve asked someone to go to the mortician’s ball with you. I get lots of laughter. Then folks get real quiet when they realize I am serious.

There are always raffles and door prizes. I won a headstone once, which I turned in for cash. But there are other prizes, from embalmer’s polo shirts (shrank) to the airline tickets (got me to Boston).

An Italian casket company, confanifunebri, is using provocatively-clad models to sell their handmade and carved wooden caskets. They’re going for the goth look, trying to make death sexy. Some folks, including those at the Vatican, dislike it. I’m not sure exactly why, perhaps they make death look too appealing.

But I liked this one.They have other material, including T-shirts. I should tell the guys who run the clambake. The casket site reminded me strongly of the LA County Coroner’s Gift Shop.



  1. That IS a different way to spend an evening…LOL But he calendar???

    Comment by Old NFO — Monday, 15, November, 2010 @ 20:22 | Reply

  2. So… didja find a date? 😉

    Comment by Overeducated Twit — Tuesday, 16, November, 2010 @ 22:21 | Reply

    • Not this year. And I wonder, because there have been several spectacularly bad dates at the Mortician’s Ball. That is worthy of another post, I think.

      Comment by williamthecoroner — Tuesday, 16, November, 2010 @ 22:54

  3. I would totally go to the Mortician’s Ball with you. Just sayin’.

    Comment by impetua — Tuesday, 16, November, 2010 @ 22:42 | Reply

  4. Are they recycling the above photo? Wasn’t she the pin-up girl for the 2010 Grateful Dead Reunion Tour? “Jerry Approved”…no doubt?

    Comment by Ross Rogalski — Tuesday, 23, November, 2010 @ 08:51 | Reply

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: