William The Coroner’s Forensic Files

Saturday, 30, October, 2010

Well, That Was Weird.

Filed under: WTF? — williamthecoroner @ 15:37

Knock, Knock, Knock.

Scruffy guy at the door: “Are you William the Coroner?”

Me: “Yes, what can I do for you?”

SGATD: “I’m here for the Malibu.”

Me: “What Malibu?”

SGATE: “The one you haven’t made payments on.”

Looks and sees the tow truck in the driveway.

Me: “I don’t OWN a Malibu.”

SGATD: “The one Roberta J bought for you?”

Me: “Who?”

SGATD: “I think she gave the bank the wrong address.”

Me: “I think so. You’re welcome to all the Malibus you can find. I like Fords.”

Shuts door

Fin.

I checked. My car is still in the drive. And no, it’s not a Malibu.

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2 Comments »

  1. Somebody casing the place maybe??? I’d be a little more Condition Orange for a day or so (at least)…

    Comment by Old NFO — Sunday, 31, October, 2010 @ 15:45 | Reply

  2. identity theft and a car loan in your name on a malibu?

    Comment by mary — Tuesday, 2, November, 2010 @ 11:42 | Reply


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