William The Coroner’s Forensic Files

Sunday, 25, April, 2010

Good Heavens

Filed under: Japery,Uncategorized — williamthecoroner @ 19:18

Chrissy is dead.  She got T-boned by a white minivan, and the passenger side doors no longer work.  As her frame is also probably bent; and as this is Ohio which salts the roads like popcorn, the costs of repairs are more than the cost of the car.  Pity.  I like not having a car payment.

My insurance will provide a rental until I get a new one.  This weekend, all the cars were out of the lot.  No rentals to be had…except for a 15 place Econoline van, or a Dodge 1500 Ram pickup with a crew cab.  I’m driving the pickup.  I have this sudden urge to get a baseball cap.  I have an even stronger urge to paint a home port on the tailgate.  I am going to eschew TruckNutz, however.  I feel manly enough without them.


  1. Ouch- hopefully you are okay! Good luck with a new vehicle…

    Comment by Old NFO — Monday, 26, April, 2010 @ 07:37 | Reply

  2. Buy a Ford. They seem to be doing quite well without gov’t “assistance.”

    Comment by Crucis — Monday, 26, April, 2010 @ 12:48 | Reply

  3. I’m thinking that this post is the last time I’ll ever see the words “eschew” and “TruckNutz” together again.

    Comment by Brandon — Monday, 26, April, 2010 @ 15:32 | Reply

  4. I was once offered the choice (during a similarly insurance-funded rental) between a minivan and a Coupe de Ville.

    I could barely fit the Caddy in our driveway but it was worth it.

    Comment by Shay — Monday, 26, April, 2010 @ 21:02 | Reply

  5. Although I haven’t seen them (the mental picture is quite enough) I understand that one can also purchase BikerBallz for one’s motorcycle, or 16″ monster trucknutz for goodness knows what.

    Comment by Anne Bonney — Tuesday, 27, April, 2010 @ 13:18 | Reply

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