William The Coroner’s Forensic Files

Wednesday, 23, September, 2009

Resume

Filed under: Forensics,Poetry — williamthecoroner @ 14:37

Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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3 Comments »

  1. Very beautiful poem, short and cute. Brings the message across while making you smile. Thanks for a great read.

    Comment by trenchtopeak — Wednesday, 23, September, 2009 @ 15:10 | Reply

  2. This has a nice twist of irony to it. For the true pessimist, don’t even bother trying to kill yourself… it probably wouldn’t work anyway.

    Comment by christiankane — Wednesday, 23, September, 2009 @ 16:39 | Reply

  3. One of my favourites.

    Comment by bluntobject — Friday, 25, September, 2009 @ 13:51 | Reply


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