Hiram College has issued a reward, they want President James Garfield’s head back. In addition to being POTUS, he taught classical languages there, and was college president. It’s been missing from his sandstone statue since May. 
The full story is HERE.
Gee. MAY. Around graduation time. Using my vast forensic experience, I’ll bet it’s with the class of 09.
Guess the campus Barney Fifes are not doing too good a job, eh? 🙂
Comment by Old NFO — Saturday, 27, June, 2009 @ 17:37 |
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[Cats with weapons]
Comment by rethoryke — Saturday, 27, June, 2009 @ 20:45 |
Bart Simpson strikes again.
Comment by Joan — Sunday, 28, June, 2009 @ 18:58 |