Q. What is the difference between Jesus and Obama?
A. Jesus was a carpenter. Obama can’t assemble a cabinet.
Badump-bump.
But seriously folks, one of the most successful presidents, in terms of getting things done, was LBJ. You may not like his vision of a Great Society, and his miscalculations in VN were legion. But he was a tough negotiator who knew where to drag the rivers for the bodies of the missing. In the figurative sense.
William The Coroner's Forensic Files 
Hell, LBJ had THROWN most of the bodies in the river…
Comment by Old NFO — Saturday, 28, February, 2009 @ 00:30 |
Very nice! I hope you don’t mind that I have stolen that joke and used it a few times, eh?
Comment by Stiff Man — Tuesday, 3, March, 2009 @ 03:30 |