Tonight is Burns Night. I can’t be bothered to find “Ode to a Haggis.” Frankly, I couldn’t be bothered to find a haggis. I had a liverwurst sandwich. It tastes a lot like haggis, as I remember it, but the last time I had haggis I was 1. in Scotland and 2. really rather drunk.
Be that as it may, here’s some Battlefield Band for you.